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Eco Tote Bag (Call your parents. They miss you.)

Eco Tote Bag (Call your parents. They miss you.)

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.99 USD
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🎁 The perfect gift for a mom, dad, grandparent, or loved one who is always on the go.

πŸ‘œ Use it to grocery shop, carry your books or laptop, bring your lunch, hold your gym equipment, go on a picnic, and so much more!


πŸͺ‘ This is a made-to-order tote bag is printed with our trademark reminder to "Call your parents. They miss you."

🌱 Now, you can say goodbye to plastic and help reduce your impact on the environment with our 100% certified organic cotton tote bag.

πŸ–€ For now, it only comes in black.

🚚 Free Shipping (for a limited time)!

πŸ“¦ Estimated US Shipping Time: 6-10 business days

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β€’ 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
β€’ Fabric weight: 8 oz/ydΒ² (272 g/mΒ²)
β€’ Dimensions: 16β€³ Γ— 14 Β½β€³ Γ— 5β€³ (40.6 cm Γ— 35.6 cm Γ— 12.7 cm)
β€’ Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
β€’ 1β€³ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5β€³ (62.2 cm) length
β€’ Open main compartment

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shipping & Refunds

Free Shipping

Free shipping in the US when you order 2+ decks πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


Free shipping to Canada when you order 3+ decks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

Discounted flat rate worldwide shipping 🌏

Delivery Times

Domestic Shipping: Orders fulfilled within 24 hrs & arrive in ~1-3 days

International Shipping: Orders fulfilled within 24 hrs & arrive in ~1-3 weeks

Refund Policy

100% Happiness Guarantee

Our #1 priority at Parents Are Human is your happiness, so our Happiness Guarantee is simple: Love it in 30 days or your money back, no questions asked.

Discounts Codes

Use these codes at checkout for yourself or for a group:

Save 15% when you buy 2 | Code:Β GIVE15

Save 20% when you buy 3 | Code:Β GIVE20

Save 25% when you buy 4 | Code:Β GIVE25

Save 30% when you buy 5+ | Code:Β GIVE30

Save 35% when you buy 10+ | Code:Β GIVE35

Save 40% when you buy 20+ | Code:Β GIVE40

Heroes Discount:
We celebrate all teachers, first responders, nurses, doctors, medical staff, military members & veterans, licensed psychologists, psychiatrists, licensed psychological associates, licensed professional counselors, licensed clinical social workers, and licensed marriage and family therapists with 10% off their entire order (with valid ID).

Please email hello @Β parentsarehuman.comΒ with a digital (scanned) copy of your corresponding unexpired state-issued certification, license, state or federal service ID for a personal 10% off code.

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Crowd favorite tote

People (myself included) always love it when they see it, especially the parents πŸ™‚