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Free shipping in the US when you order 2+ decks 🇺🇸

Free shipping to Canada when you order 3+ decks 🇨🇦

Discounted flat rate worldwide shipping 🌏

Delivery Times

Domestic Shipping: Orders fulfilled within 24 hrs & arrive in ~1-3 days

International Shipping: Orders fulfilled within 24 hrs & arrive in ~1-3 weeks

Refund Policy

100% Happiness Guarantee

Our #1 priority at Parents Are Human is your happiness, so our Happiness Guarantee is simple: Love it in 30 days or your money back, no questions asked.

Use these codes at checkout for yourself or for a group:

Save 15% when you buy 2 | Code: GIVE15

Save 20% when you buy 3 | Code: GIVE20

Save 25% when you buy 4 | Code: GIVE25

Save 30% when you buy 5+ | Code: GIVE30

Save 35% when you buy 10+ | Code: GIVE35

Save 40% when you buy 20+ | Code: GIVE40

Heroes Discount:
We celebrate all teachers, first responders, nurses, doctors, medical staff, military members & veterans, licensed psychologists, psychiatrists, licensed psychological associates, licensed professional counselors, licensed clinical social workers, and licensed marriage and family therapists with 10% off their entire order (with valid ID).

Please email hello @ parentsarehuman.com with a digital (scanned) copy of your corresponding unexpired state-issued certification, license, state or federal service ID for a personal 10% off code.