Premium Hoodie (Parents Are Human)
Premium Hoodie (Parents Are Human)
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🎁 The perfect gift for a loved one who loves a cozy hoodie and wants to remind the world that parents are human.
🪡 This is a made-to-order, embroidered premium hoodie that has our trademark logo on the front.
❤️🔥 Layer up year-round and wear it when you work from home with this cozy, casual style.
🧵 It's made with 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester and features a front pocket, snug 3-panel hood, and flat drawstrings.
🖤 For now, it only comes in black.
🚚 Free Shipping (for a limited time)!
📦 Estimated US Shipping Time: 6-17 business days
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• 100% cotton face• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
Shipping & Refunds
Shipping & Refunds
Free Shipping
Free shipping in the US when you order 2+ decks 🇺🇸
Free shipping to Canada when you order 3+ decks 🇨🇦
Discounted flat rate worldwide shipping 🌏
Delivery Times
Domestic Shipping: Orders fulfilled within 24 hrs & arrive in ~1-3 days
International Shipping: Orders fulfilled within 24 hrs & arrive in ~1-3 weeks
Refund Policy
100% Happiness Guarantee
Our #1 priority at Parents Are Human is your happiness, so our Happiness Guarantee is simple: Love it in 30 days or your money back, no questions asked.
Discounts Codes
Discounts Codes
Use these codes at checkout for yourself or for a group:
Save 15% when you buy 2 | Code: GIVE15
Save 20% when you buy 3 | Code: GIVE20
Save 25% when you buy 4 | Code: GIVE25
Save 30% when you buy 5+ | Code: GIVE30
Save 35% when you buy 10+ | Code: GIVE35
Save 40% when you buy 20+ | Code: GIVE40
Heroes Discount:
We celebrate all teachers, first responders, nurses, doctors, medical staff, military members & veterans, licensed psychologists, psychiatrists, licensed psychological associates, licensed professional counselors, licensed clinical social workers, and licensed marriage and family therapists with 10% off their entire order (with valid ID).
Please email hello @ parentsarehuman.com with a digital (scanned) copy of your corresponding unexpired state-issued certification, license, state or federal service ID for a personal 10% off code.



